dancing, guns and soup don't mix ([info]mizalaina) wrote,
2005-08-18 15:13:00
Woman Gets Cable Bill With Derogatory Name

CHICAGO - LaChania Govan said she got bounced around by her cable company when she called to complain. She made dozens of calls and was even transferred to a person who spoke Spanish — a language she doesn't understand.

But when she got her August bill from Comcast she had no trouble understanding she'd made somebody mad. It was addressed to "Bitch Dog."

"I was like you got to be freaking kidding me," said Govan, 25. "I was so mad I couldn't even cuss."

In another case, Peoples Energy customer Jefferoy Barnes started getting letters addressed to "Jeffery Scrotum Bag Barnes."
Tags: humour

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[info]timharrison

August 18 2005, 19:24:04 UTC 6 years ago

I hope they realise that "scrotum bag" is, effectively, redundant.

[info]catamorphism

August 18 2005, 19:28:58 UTC 6 years ago

Not necessarily. What if you have a duffel bag filled with scrota?

[info]timharrison

August 18 2005, 19:48:06 UTC 6 years ago

You should either be prepared for a visit from the local constabulary, or be on your way to a hospital for people who require scrotal transplants.

Either which, I don't think the poor fellow was a sack of sacks. :)

[info]dj_cpi

August 18 2005, 19:45:26 UTC 6 years ago

lol

[info]divabel

August 18 2005, 21:40:09 UTC 6 years ago

hahaha

I'm gonna bet that both of them deserved it but, sadly, the lesson will be lost on them.
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